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Kate Middleton Is No Longer Sexy, Say British Men

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Kate Middleton has dropped clear off FHM's list of 100 Sexiest Women in the World. Those honored are determined by popular vote of the magazine's largely British readership and include the women that they "dream about, spend hours inappropriately googling and [tell their] mates in the pub that they'd definitely wife," according to one writer.

To fully understand how far the DoC has fallen, know that Kate was 33 on 2012's list, nestled between Miley Cyrus (32) and Angelina Jolie (34). In comparison, Pippa only fell from 11 to 58. Apparently, no matter how many topless photos are illegally taken of you, birthing the future of their nation just doesn't get her people going.

So who do British men find attractive? Mila Kunis (1), Rihanna (2), Kate Upton (8), a couple Victoria's Secrets angles, and Britney Spears (85).
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