"You're Not Supposed To Look Better Than Me!"

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Weddings are a joyous occasion—life-affirming, beautiful, and inspiring. Unless they aren't—sometimes they just aren't ? Here now, our most love-to-hate clips from WE tv's Bridezillas archives, now in it's 10th and final season.

In this clip from a 2009 episode of Bridezillas, we meet Christina—someone who is quite concerned with outward appearances. To wit: One of Christina's bridesmaids emerges in her dress as the bride slumps in a recliner. Her comments are as follows: "You look really skinny in that dress. That was not a compliment. That was a problem." She then proceeds to shriek (literally) that she has to look the prettiest! That she must pack a few pounds on "these girls." And that all Spanx are potentially banned. Lord on, Christina—lord on.
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