Too Bad You Weren't Invited to Miu Miu's Dance Off on a Boat

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For fall 2013 ads, Miu Miu took its girl on girl harem party outside—on a boat, specifically. Where were you, you lame-o? Obviously, not holding name signs and dancing with the likes of Emily DiDonato, Daphne Groeneveld, Georgia May Jagger, Adriana Lima, and Lindsey Wixson. Here's what Miu Miu had to say about the video:

The nine women of the Fall Winter 2013 campaign are shown in this up-tempo quirky dance video, directed by Inez and Vinoodh. [...] The women's interaction plays off the curious femininity of the collection as they move harmoniously with the rhythm and mood of the music. While standing on the dock of the bay waiting for a ferry, they dance away the fun of the night before returning home in the early morning.

Curious femininity and up-tempo quirk? Somebody hold Zooey Deschannel back. Check out the video below.

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