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Lindsay Lohan has gone where Lance Armstrong and Dave Chappelle have gone before: To Oprah's couch for a confessional interview. While those dudes have a pretty standard look (jacket, button-down, no tie), Lohan talked drug choices, addiction, mom and dad, and B12 shots in an orange-is-the-new-black orange dress and Oscar de la Renta polka-dotted pumps. Below, we break down the outfit.
Photo via Instagram/joycebonelli
1. Hair and makeup: From the top, the head region was tackled by Kardashian makeup artist and bestie Joyce Bonelli. Subtle cheek and lip paired with a just-heavy-enough eye and a pumped up pony tail. The look says, "Try to ignore my lips when I say 'I haven't injected anything but a B12 shot.'"
2. Dress: The fit-and-flare orange dress has been attributed to Alessandro Dell'Acqua although we have yet to find proof of that credit. Few fashion houses are ready to have their goods peddled by the actress, no matter what Oprah may say. Above is a similar option by Alexander McQueen for $3k should you be in the market. Says, "Here are subliminal signals to OITNB. Hire me. Storyline implied."
3. Shoes: Oscar de la Renta polka dotted pumps, $625. The shoes say, "I'm reforming but that doesn't mean I've lost my fun card!!"
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