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Batman, ben affleck
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Clerks II, 2006. Because it accentuates the fu manchu.
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Gigli, 2003. Because anything could have helped.
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Armageddon, 1998. Because of the animal crackers. You remember.
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Chasing Amy, 1997. Because we would have understood Amy's dilemma. Also, again with the facial hair.
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Mallrats, 1995. Because Batman wouldn't take shit from mall cops.
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Dazed and Confused, 1993. Y'all ready to bust some ass?