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Mama June, the one who spawned the Honey Boo Boo and made the TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo possible, is throwing a committment ceremony. Her beauty routine leading up to the event is documented in the latest episode, during which her daughter Pumpkin notes, "Mama still hasn't shaved her neck hairs for the commitment ceremony. And I think I'm gonna help her with that so we can check it off the list." [People]