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The nation may now let out its long-held, collective breath: Jennifer Aniston, America's sweetheart (sorry Sandy Bullock) is reportedly with child. The news comes from that bastion of information Perez Hilton, who actually references an (upcoming?) cover of Us Weekly—though no real sources are cited.
Per Mr. Microsoft Paint, who quotes an anonymous source from Us, "She is scared of having a miscarriage, given her age, so they are not saying anything until she is six months along. They're extremely happy. This is the baby Jen always wanted." Prepare for inevitable, intensive coverage of Aniston's clothing choices and zoom shots of her middle.
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