Shh Tom Brady, Shh: Your Face Doesn't Need to Speak

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Ugg seems to have been inspired by those impossible-to-forget Brad Pitt Chanel No. 5 commercials, and has taken another extremely hot guy and made him speak aimlessly in black-and-white. This time, Tom Brady is the fellow of choice. The Super Bowl-winning football player strolls on the beach alongside the pit bull-mix named Lua he shares with Gisele. If you can't watch the video with sound, don't sweat it. Brady's chiseled cheeks, stick tossing, tree-trunk sitting, and smirking while whistling at a dog is all you really need today and in life, mostly.