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Heavily Medicated Woman Very Disappointed She Didn't Wake Up as Nicki Minaj Today

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If you ever woke up wishing you looked like Nicki Minaj, you are not alone. A heavily medicated (we're hoping) Jayci Underwood was seriously pissed when she realized her tooth surgery did not leave her looking like Nicki. It's hard not to feel bad for Jayci; all she wanted was "to have her butt...and her face." Her husband tried to cheer her up, "But you look great!" And a downtrodden Jayci responded, "I would look better if I was Nicki Minaj." She also hoped that her surgery would change her social life, instantly making her pals with Ellen DeGeneres, who "is generous, it's literally her name." It's great to have dreams. It's sometimes great to have drugs.