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Drake gets a lot of flack for being the sad baby panda of the hip-hop world, and for doing things like lint-rolling his pants in public and being the type of guy to put conditioner on his eyebrows. But Drake is a really great guy! He'd be a really great boyfriend! If you disagree, you're probably not listening to his lyrics close enough. Below, some of the Drake-ist Drake lyrics that prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Drake would be the best boyfriend ever. Or at least the best dude you've ever friend-zoned.
Because he does that one thing you asked him to do (even though you did have to remind him about it):
He splits the chores:
He's always thinking ahead for you:
He understands how you feel about JLaw:
He (allegedly) knows more about your body than you do:
He understands you can't wait to leave this dumb party and put on sweatpants:
And he's got the bath ready for you:
And when you inevitably break up, he won't make it weird: