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New dad Ashton Kutcher proves that he is still funny by throwing the public a newborn curveball. Tabloids of the world almost wet their pants last night, when Kutcher posted to his Facebook page, "Here's your baby photo. Well, one of them is. Now can the helicopter please stop hovering over our house, there is a baby sleeping inside! And she's super cute." The link directed fans to a post on Aplus.com by Ashton, announcing that they have named their little one Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. He then included eight photos of tiny tots (and two non-humans), one of them being baby Wyatt. Commenters are betting on the first picture, who does have a striking resemblance to mama Mila.