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Of all the campy-crazy things that Taylor Swift does to her love interest (played by male model Sean O'Pry) in her new video for "Blank Space," the Regina George nip holes is the best/worst/most LOL-inducing. The video comes with a very necessary disclaimer on the YouTube page: "Watch Taylor's new video for "Blank Space". No animals, trees, automobiles or actors were harmed in the making of this video." Can't say so much for freshly-pressed white button-downs.
Watch the Oheka Castle breakdown unfold above (extra sanity points for including Olivia Benson!)