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Last night's episode of "Jeopardy" dedicated an entire category to Beyoncé, and the contestants were just eating it up. For any living, breathing, internet-aware human being, these questions were mind-numbingly easy. Except for the one nerd who thought "Drunk In Love" was called "Drunk For Love." Get a Spotify account, dude. Or "surf the web" once in awhile.