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In a Chris vs. Chris battle for which blue-eyed, blond-ish-headed superhero is the sexiest in the world right now, we all win. They are both sexiest. If it wasn't for their deeply different personalities (Pratt: expert ice cream eater, Mouse Rat front man, friend of Amy Poehler; Chris Hemsworth: Australian), it'd be totally redundant. But in fact People has deemed Hemsworth number one and Pratt number two, which, sure, fine, cool. But which one would you rather go to a water park with? (Answer: Chris Pratt while he was filming Guardians of the Galaxy.)