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Who hasn't wondered what it's like to get drunk with Beyoncé? As if reading our collective minds, Bey herslf answered that very question with the just-dropped video for her new song, "7-11," which she promoted earlier today by accessorizing with a slurpee.
You won't find any convenience store references in the video—which is undoubtedly the weirdest thing she's released to date—but it will leave you feeling like you just downed a syrupy, sugary drink that's loaded with vodka. The non-stop insanity starts with a Kale sweatshirt paired with no pants—a look we've already seen a lot of lately—and Nike knee pads. It quickly morphs into a girl's night gone wild in Bey's hotel suite: there's bathroom twerking, a twerking human pyramid, and choreographed dancing in the hotel hallway. Kim Kardashian, this is how you #breaktheinternet.