Nothing Says 'I Love Peen' Like This Tom Ford Gold Penis Necklace

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Do you love penises so, so much? Thanks to Tom Ford, you can put that deep affection on public display with a collection of luxe gold and silver necklaces modeled after male genitalia. To echo real life size disparities among models, the penis pendants come in small, medium, and large, yet all are priced at $790 because #equality. The gold dick-laces are crafted in Italy of precious metals because Tom Ford's name means only the best in quality. He's calling it a "cross" but we see you, Tom Ford, we see you.