Nicki Minaj Tenderizing in a Bowl of Milk: The Perfect Office Calendar

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Nicki Minaj entered the gift guide arena late, yet managed to steal the show with her bundles of Pinkprint paraphernalia. Most of the merchandise bears the familiar thumbprint imagery, but a brand new photo has made its way to the cover of Nicki's 2015 calendar. From a distance, the cover of the calendar seems to show Onika in a white g-string. Look closer, though, and you'll notice that Minaj is mid-cat/cow in a milk bath. For snack, her name is spelled out in Fruit Loops. It's simply perfect as a communal office calendar, or the wall of a Nicki/ milk lover.

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One of the pics from my 2015 CALENDAR. Calendar comes with the Best Buy DELUXE or on http://nickiminaj.shop.bravadousa.com

Une photo publiée par Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) le Déc. 12, 2014 at 6:57 PST

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