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At minute 3:25, Nicki Minaj gives this possibly dead man purpose, gives him hope, as the carrier of the all-important Beats by Dre Beats Pill speaker. See Minaj lean over and saucily turn on the immobile man accessory. Beats by Dre, making worthless carcasses useful again since 2012.