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We live in a world where Rihanna's triumphant return to Instagram gets covered by CNN. And, in the vernacular of @badgalriri herself, why the phuck wouldn't it? It's the best celebrity Instagram, period. Rihanna is having more fun being a famous person than all other famous people combined, and her social media accounts reflect that in vivid, weird, casually sexual detail.
And she doesn't do it alone. Rihanna's Instagram is populated with a deep cast of characters, both major and minor. Below, we've rounded up the most frequent cameos you'll find on @badgalriri. The setting: a yacht somewhere in Barbados. The cast, in no particular order:
Best friend @mdollas11, who is like a second helping of Rihanna. Forde is also a photographer, so she's responsible for a lot of the glam shots of our bad gal. She and Rihanna are childhood #bfflyfes.
Weed. A lot of it. Though since her return to Instagram, there's been considerably less of it?
@sonitalex, a physics-defying dance goddess and medical professional.
Another longtime Rihanna friend (since they were 11 attending the Combermere School in Barbados), though Rihanna said they hated each other in the beginning because they a) have the same skin tone b) were born four days apart and c) were same height at the time. She is now a DOCTOR. Rihanna is so lucky to have a friend that likes to party, but can also answer various medical queries.
Carefully camouflaged nipples. You know, since not carefully camouflaged nipples would deprive of the legend of her rightful Insta throne.
This toddler. Who is this toddler? We still don't know, but we need more of her. More!
This pair of underwear.
im sitting in a meeting at the office yesterday, and this guy randomly walks in with a mouth full o cashews, talking to everybody callin em by first name and shit to suggest that it is in fact he that is the regular there. He then proceeds to take my seat, and starts showing pix of his new chick to errbody (she's saved to the wallpaper, yes he's 86). Eventually he passed out right on the couch in the middle of the meeting...smh... Bravo is da realest. #granddaughter
This badass grandfather, Bravo. He's in his mid-80s and bad as phuck.