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Taylor Swift, best friend to everyone worth knowing, just celebrated her twenty-fifth year on earth by gathering otherworldly celebrities together to photo-bomb each other. Per usual, Taylor dressed like a sexy American Girl doll in a cropped top and plaid pantsuit. Beyonce and Jay-Z showed—no big. And Justin Timberlake wore a poop emoji mask, because #WHAT. According to many witnesses, it was the best party ever!!!!!!!!!! Naturally.
Apparently, guests chose to dance until they had to lie down and take selfies.
Gifts included social media collages, videos, and evocative nail art.
Sorry Karlz, BFF snaps went to Lena Dunham for the gift of this cat necklace.