Everyone Who Matters Was at Taylor Swift's Birthday

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:36am PST

Taylor Swift, best friend to everyone worth knowing, just celebrated her twenty-fifth year on earth by gathering otherworldly celebrities together to photo-bomb each other. Per usual, Taylor dressed like a sexy American Girl doll in a cropped top and plaid pantsuit. Beyonce and Jay-Z showed—no big. And Justin Timberlake wore a poop emoji mask, because #WHAT. According to many witnesses, it was the best party ever!!!!!!!!!! Naturally.

Apparently, guests chose to dance until they had to lie down and take selfies.

A photo posted by Jaime King (@jaime_king) on Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15pm PST

Gifts included social media collages, videos, and evocative nail art.

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:39pm PST

Sorry Karlz, BFF snaps went to Lena Dunham for the gift of this cat necklace.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:03pm PST