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Jessica Simpson, blond billionaire, has made no secret of her affinity for carpeting. In fact, she loves it. She loves lying on carpet. She loves owning carpet. And in a new photo, this inexplicable rug fetish also also seems to involve kneeling on carpet while serving up some Stevie Nicks sexpot vibes.