Cristiano Ronaldo's Massive Bulge Was Appropriately Preserved in Bronze

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There's no honor greater than when someone decides to make a statue of you, but it's even better when the replica is anatomically correct. Case in point: this ten foot statue of Cristiano Ronaldo that features his body in all of its muscled glory, including his hard-to-ignore bulge. The middle-schooler in your heart already came up with four unfortunate puns.