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Kris Jenner attended the holy matrimony of one Lance Bass, former *NSYNC-er, to actor Michael Turchin in full tight and chic regalia, which we now know is due entirely to decree by fascist wardrobe leader and Kris's daughter Kim. According to a creatively worded email from the autocrat to her mother, all that "omish [sic] shit" had to go, as did the "pilgrim adams [sic] family outfits." And so it went.