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It's easy to get caught in a thirst trap after a deep dive down the Instagram rabbit hole when you're bored and alone. But while #thirsttrapthursday may be centered around scantily clad humans, most of us thirst for much, much more. This holiday season, we're asking: What makes you thirsty? Because there's probably an Instagram account for that. In fact, there is—we've already done the research. Check out 70 accounts to follow after the jump.
Follow these accounts if you're thirsty for...
@folkmagazine: You have to slog through tons of epic shots of beautiful landscapes, but the payoff is a lot of abs.
@gyp_setter: Just an attractive man doing attractive man things.
@rapperswithpuppes: What it sounds like. Amazing.
@marniethedog: NYC pup with lolling tongue and melty eyes. She'll play fetch with your heart
@thiswildidea: This Coonhound pooch is friendship incarnate.
@piggyandpolly: Two Frenchies in soothing white tones.
@muppetsrevenge: Love Toast? Here's Toast's sister.
@itsfuckindoug: "An extremely handsome" Canadian English Bulldog.
@pyrolicious: The adventures of four dogs, two of them pugs.
@thebarkhaus: How the HECK do they get so many different dogs to pose together?
@princessmonstertruck: The cutest feline underbite there ever was.
@pechanga: Rock climbing cat!
@blackjaguarwhitetiger: Bigger cats. Way bigger.
@bodegacatsofinstagram: Kitties who illegally live in New York corner stores.
...other small game:
@veryfatrabbit: A fluffy white bunny and its fluffy good times.
@lonijane: Healthy food, cute baby, clean aesthetic.
@nectarandstone: Dessert forever.
@gflandre: Paris. Architecture. Saturated colors.
@chateaugudanes: An Australian family is renovating a chateau in France and it's freaking magical.
@lecoledesfemmes: The most French clothing line/woman of all.
@ballerinaproject_: Ballerinas in places where ballerinas don't often go. (Outside.)
@balletbeautiful: Allow Mary Helen Bower to inspire you.
The Haas Brothers: Cool World is now showing at R & Company. The collection includes their Beast series presented in dinner party setting. If you love fluffy stuff and home goods, you would enjoy this show as much as I did. Check it before it ends Jan 10th. Free to public. (Thanks for the tip @artsy) #hiddengemofnyc
@sgoralnick: Bits, baubles, and colorful landscapes, courtesy of a Brooklyn photographer.
@zoe_schlacter: Mixed-media art in retina-melting color.
@barbiestyle: If Barbie was a street style star this is her account. It's two parts terrifying, and all parts mesmerizing.
@hiddengemofnyc: Toys and ephemera, hidden treasures and surprising corners.
@ideabooksltd: Interiors of vintage books you'll never be able to afford from a Dover Street Market of London merchant.
@nypl: New York Public Library's social repository for book miscellany.
@wenevermet: Takes pictures of strangers, makes up a story. Yes, just like that game you play, but creepier.
@monsterchildren: "What is Monster Children? Is it just a magazine? No, it's much, much more than a magazine, motherfucker."
@generalelectric: Engineering freaks go nuts.
@catbirdnyc: The essential delicate jewelry 'gram.
@historyphotographed: Lesser known photographs from America's history.
@life: From Life's incredible archives.
@vintage.daily: Portraits of classic Hollywood screen stars.
@glossier: Highly stylized beauty from the good people at Into the Gloss.
@faithfullthebrand: Endless. Summer.
@honoluablomfield: Surfer, mother, yogi.
@surfboardsbytravisrenolds Surfboard art and design.
@museumofmodernart: Occasionally funny, always fun.
@lacma: Los Angeles County Museum of Art's finest.
@klausbiesenbach: Director, MoMA PS1 and Chief Curator at Large. Great for seeing him hang out with the upper crust of the art world.
@tealeigh: Stick and poke tattoo artist who makes dainty, beautiful tatts. Also, she calls herself a "handpoker."
@ryanmcginleystudios: "Prodigy" by many accounts. You'll want to live in his world.
@wallpapermag: A veritable design black hole.
@leahreenagoren: Brooklyn artist, colorful things.
@src783: Great Tumblr from 2005 turned underrated Instagram.
@tabularasamagazine: New York to Copenhagen art and fashion mag.
@nowness: Just a lot of cool.
@dustinyellin: He runs an art magazine, is a kick ass painter, and developed an art center in Brooklyn.
@NeilKrug: Trendy photographer. You'll see why.
@amberfillerup: Dog, baby, and fancy blond braids.
@kelli_murray: A couple children and some lifestyle magic against a soothing light palette might convince you that motherhood is EZ.
@hilariabaldwin: One Alec Baldwin baby and many yoga positions.
@captainandthegypsykid: Fashion babies.
...fashion, retail, and lifestyle:
@lucylaucht: The social media editor for J.Crew and you can see why.
@karleyslutever: Others have dubbed her "The Real Carrie Bradshaw."
@oraclefoxblog: Fashion photographer, illustrator, and stylist who will make you want to live on the grey scale.
@advancedstyle: Badass fashion grandmas.
@thehautepursuit: Just a really cool kid who takes really cool pictures.
@ejjohnson_: Magiv Johnson's fabulous son and "Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" star.
@americantwoshot: Cool kid New York store is always fun and funny on the 'gram.
@vashtie: Sick girl DJ with eyebrows for days.
@stoya: Because everyone should follow one relevant pornstar (it's mostly just her cats).
@paridust: Outfits + art.
@basementfox: '70s erotica-style photography.
@stylelikeu: Exposing fashion bullshit one 'gram at a time.
@thisisprima: Don't expect holiday-themed nail art. Do expect the Nike symbol, cold textures, and shadow play.
@amberibarreche: Eat your heart out inspo quote lover.
@TSA: Because people try to get some strange things through airport security (like turtles).
@gdax: A Tibetan monk with a stunning eye.