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We're not sure what mom-slash-shoe-and-handbag-mogul Jessica Simpson was thinking when she snapped this seductive Instagram photo. Shag me, baby? Actually, we do know because of the accompanying caption declaring, "I love carpet." Looks like platinum blondes DO have the most fun.