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Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady are trading in their custom built LA fortress for the suburbs of Boston. Just months after having it featured in a full-fledged, room-by-glorious-room spread in Architectural Digest, the pair have decided to sell their kingdom for a whopping $50 million.
So, for all you eager buyers out there, here's what $50 million get you: a koi-stocked moat, an imported, acid-washed limestone façade, Gisele's palatial shoe closet, custom-made wrought iron monkey bars (what?), and an infinity pool that "gives the impression of a natural lake." They'll be accepting your bids right here.