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Perhaps trying to out-no-duh the kid who got arrested for a DUI while wearing a "Drunk as Fuck" t-shirt, a man robbed a bank in Hayward, California while wearing a shirt that reads "I HAVE ISSUES" in bold capital letters across the front. He got away, so jail is not one of them at the moment. [NYPost]