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Tragedy has befallen one of our nation's most cherished faces: Jared Leto, man of infallible locks and soul-penetrating eyes, has broken hearts all over the world in one (or, like, ten) fell swoops of a razor. Above you'll find the most heinous mustache of all time. It's long, discolored and somehow makes him look even more like a lady that shoulder-length ombré hair. Even Orange Is the New Black's Pornstache looks like a totally not creepy kindergarden teacher's facial hair in comparison. You ask us "How ya like my #stash," Jared? We won't honor that question with an answer. We won't stoop that low.
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