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The Most NSFW Bathing Suit Ever Made

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Things we know about this swimsuit:

· It's modeled above by Bobby Norris (R) and boyfriend (L) on British reality TV show The Only Way Is Essex.

· The Only Way Is Essex is like a cross between Downton Abby on opposite day and the Jersey Shore.

· This particular scene was shot in the Spanish coastal town of Marbella, which is like Spanish Cabo.

Things we feel pretty OK with not having an answer to:

· Is it actually a fabric headband? Or a testicle snuggie?

· Does the suit go all the way around one side like a rubber band?

· Does the wearer have to continuously clench? Is it a good workout?

· Is a regular thong just too much coverage?

· How in this day and age are we still inventing new bathing suits?

· Will we ever be able to see again? Or is the damage done to our retinas perminent?

We're really, really sorry about this: