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Kyle Beckerman's Engagement Photos Are Dread-Ful

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Bad news: Kyle Beckerman, a.k.a. the only US Soccer player you know by name, probably, is married. Worse news: His engagement photos will test all the affection you ever had for him.

Final note: If you want a Kyle Beckerman-engagement-shoot themed engagement shoot, Free People can help you out. No joke.
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