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- Wait. Nope. It's the vest.
- We, as a fashion and style site that just discovered that soccer happens sometimes, are admittedly late on this "news." But when we fall for a crunchy, dreaded athlete, we fall hard.
- So these engagement photos are even more uncomfortably sentimental that all 52 engagement photos currently stuck on our fridge combined. Who knows how he does it? Probably with the canoe. Or the hat.
- It's definitely the hat.
- Wait. Nope. It's the vest.
- Now you see him reclining on the pitch, lightly caressing his dreads.
- Now he's in the goal, inexplicably raising his arms above his head and softly whispering to his betrothed "shhh, goal. Gooooooal."
- Giving up now. That's adorable.