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- Morgan Schneiderlin, France
- Olivier Giroud, France
- Yohan Cabaye, France
- Mickael Landreau, France
- Jack Wilshere, England
- James Milner, England
- Gary Cahill, England
- Luke Shaw, England
- Glen Johnson, England
- Adam Lallana, England
- Ben Foster, England
- Joe Hart, England
- Pedro Quinonez, Ecuador
- Danijel Subasic, Croatia
- Vedran Corluka, Croatia
- Eduardo da Silva, Croatia
- Ivo Ilicevic, Croatia
- Niko Kranjcar, Croatia
- Dejan Lovren, Croatia
- Constant Djakpa, Ivory Coast
- Mathis Bolly, Ivory Coast
- Yaya Toure, Ivory Coast
- Giovanni Sio, Ivory Coast
- Karim Ansarifard, Iran
- Masoud Shojaei, Iran
- Amir Sadeghi, Iran
- Alireza Jahanbakhsh, Iran
- Khosro Heydari, Iran
- Ehsan Hajsafi, Iran
- Daniel Davari, Iran
- Carlo Costly, Honduras
- Jerry Palacios, Honduras
- Victor Bernardez, Honduras
- Rony Martinez, Honduras
- Alexandros Tziolis, Greece
- Panagiotis Kone, Greece
- Andreas Samaris, Greece
- Georgios Tzavellas, Greece
- Dimitris Siovas, Greece
- Orestis Karnezis, Greece
- Stefanos Kapino, Greece
- Kevin-Prince Boateng, Ghana
- Adam Kwarasey, Ghana
- Andre Schurrle, Germany
- Lukas Podolski, Germany
- Jerome Boateng, Germany
- Philipp Lahm, Germany
- Kyle Beckerman, USA
- Geoff Cameron, USA
- Mikkel "Mix" Diskerud, USA
- Omar Gonzalez, USA
- Clint Dempsey, USA
- Fabian Johnson, USA
- Abel Hernandez, Uruguay
- Luis Suarez, Uruguay
- Sebastian Eguren, Uraguay
- Diego Forlan, Uruguay
- Diego Perez, Uruguay
- Walter Gargano, Uruguay
- Pajtim Kasami, Switzerland
- Pirmin Schwegler, Switzerland
- Eren Derdiyok, Switzerland
- Valon Behrami, Switzerland
- Granit Xhaka, Switzerland
- Fabian Schar, Switzerland
- Tranquillo Barnetta, Switzerland
- Alvaro Negredo, Spain
- Cesc Fabregas, Spain
- Juan Mata, Spain
- David Villa, Spain
- Jesus Navas, Spain. (Navas was cut from the team today, but we're leaving him on the list due to extremely dreamy eyes.)
- Pedro Rodriguez, Spain
- Thiago Alcantara, Spain
- Fernando Torres, Spain
- Koke Resurreccion, Spain
- Xabi Alonso, Spain
- Jordi Alba, Spain
- Raul Albiol, Spain
- Gerard Pique, Spain
- Fernando Llorente, Spain
- Cesar Azpilicueta, Spain
- Sergio Ramos, Spain
- David De Gea, Spain
- Iker Casillas, Spain
- Pavel Pogrebnyak, Russia
- Alexander Kerzhakov, Russia
- Roman Shirokov, Russia
- Yuri Lodigin, Russia
- Vieirinha, Portugal
- Ricardo Quaresma, Portugal
- Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal
- Rafael 'Rafa' Silva, Portugal
- Ruben Amorim, Portugal
- Miguel Veloso, Portugal
- Andre Gomes, Portugal
- Ricardo Costa, Portgual
- Joao Moutinho, Portugal
- Vitorino Antunes, Portugal
- Rui Patricio, Portugal
- Anthony Lopes, Portugal
- Shola Ameobi, Nigeria
- Joseph Yobo, Nigeria
- Robin van Persie, Netherlands
- Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Netherlands
- Memphis Depay, Netherlands
- Rafael van der Vaart, Netherlands
- Nigel de Jong, Netherlands
- Joel Veltman, Netherlands
- Michel Vorm, Netherlands
- Daley Blind, Netherlands
- Ha Dae-sung, South Korea
- Kim Shin-wook, South Korea
- Park Chu-young, South Korea
- Lee Bum-Young, South Korea
- Jairo Arrieta, Costa Rica
- Michael Umana, Costa Rica
- Jackson Martinez, Colombia
- James Rodriguez, Colombia
- Radamel Falcao, Colombia
- Aldo Leao Ramirez, Colombia
- Mauricio Pinilla, Chile
- Alexis Sanchez, Chile
- Matias Fernandez, Chile
- Rodrigo Millar, Chile
- Johnny Herrera, Chile
- Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Cameroon
- Aurelien Chedjou, Cameroon
- Guy N'dy Assembé, Cameroon
- Julio Cesar, Brazil
- Neymar Junior, Brazil
- Hulk, Brazil
- Fred, Brazil
- Oscar, Brazil
- Thiago Silva, Brazil
- Ermin Bicakcic, Bosnia-Herzegovina
- Asmir Begovic, Bosnia-Herzegovina
- Dries Mertens, Belgium
- Steven Defour, Belgium
- Jan Vertonghen, Belgium
- Mousa Dembele, Belgium
- Thomas Vermaelen, Belgium
- Vincent Kompany, Belgium
- Nicolas Lombaerts, Belgium
- Simon Mignolet, Belgium
- James Troisi (L), Australia
- Joshua Brilliante, Australia
- Mat Ryan, Australia
- Adam Taggart, Australia
- Mitchell Langerak, Australia
- Faouzi Ghoulam, Algeria
- Adlene Guedioura, Algeria
- Mehdi Mostefa, Algeria
- Lyassine Cadamuro, Algeria
- Essaid Belkalem, Algeria
- Fernando Gago, Argentina
- Sergio Romero, Argentina
- Sergio Aguero, Argentina
- Ezequiel Lavezzi, Argentina
- Lionel Messi, Argentina
- Raul Jimenez, Mexico
- Javier Hernandez, Mexico
- Rafael Marquez, Mexico
- Miguel Layun, Mexico
- Francisco Rodriguez, Mexico
- Alfredo Talavera, Mexico
- Jesus Corona, Mexico
- Hotaru Yamaguchi, Japan
- Keisuke Honda, Japan
- Maya Yoshida, Japan
- Giuseppe Rossi, Italy
- Lorenzo Insigne, Italy
- Ignazio Abate , Italy
- Mattia Destro, Italy
- Claudio Marchisio, Italy
- Daniele De Rossi, Italy
- Antonio Candreva, Italy
- Manuel Pasqual, Italy
- Christian Maggio, Italy
- Salvatore Sirigu, Italy
- Leandro Bonucci, Italy
- Andrea Barzagli, Italy