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You came here for the abs—specifically Jamie Dornan, Irish-born actor and certified dreamboat who will forever be lauded/cursed as "that guy from the bondage movie"—so we won't keep you from your purpose too long.
Real quick though, some info: The trailer for 50 Shades of Grey, above, dropped today and the film is premiering in on February 13, 2015, so expect a ton of sexy, tease-y promos until then. Beyoncé did a new version of "Crazy in Love" for it. But so anyway, abs. Find them below if you haven't already.