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There was a lot of build-up to the Jessica Simpson wedding dress adventures. There was the wedding announcement build-up; the watching-her-whittle-away-her-legs build-up; the aerial shots near and around her wedding build-up; and the news that she sold her wedding photos to People exclusively build-up. Which is all to say that no matter what dress she chose, it was going to be slightly to very disappointing.
But so anyway, it's a princess gown. Check it out above and the full look on the left-hand corner if you don't want to shell out $2.00 or whatever People is charging for print these days.