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Soccer, it's a majestic sport. So majestic that we're not sure why the cameras don't offer more torso close-up shots in slo-mo. The game is only 90 minutes. It wouldn't kill us spectators to really draw it out in the name of, um, athleticism. Anyway, we missed Neymar yesterday and now we'll miss watching the entire beautiful Brazilian team since they lost to Germany. The only consolation? The Netherlands, Germany and Argentina are each babetastic dreamboat parties on the field. Take a look at the hottest from each of the final three teams below.
· #CrucialHairUpdate, World Cup '14 Edition [Racked]