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Jared Leto stopped by Jimmy Fallon last to supposedly talk about things, but as anyone knows, when you have a beard like this, all anyone can hear is the facial hair. Jimmy rectified the situation but shearing a handful of inches off the Jesus-beard that Leto has been growing since the Oscars. The Oscars were in March. Early March.
Watch the manscape go down above and check out the sketch below if you care to hear the type of stuff Leto thinks about ("I am a succubus. Sexual energy emanates from my epidermis," for example. Also, "The creases in palms tell the story of one thousand titillated she-beasts.")