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Jennifer Aniston showed up to the premiere of Life of Crime in Hollywood wearing head-to-toe Saint Laurent by Hedi Slimane—an outfit that amounts to a small luxury vehicle in price . But it's not the cost that's making people freak. It's that the dress makes it look like she's in her second trimester.
Just look at this picture:
Others are crying conspiracy theory because this picture coupled with curious timing makes it seem like an intentional move (Also, girl has her t-shirts tailored. She's very aware of how things look.):
We're just going to say, it doesn't matter how expensive the dress, you can always catch some bad lighting. So go on, keep enjoying that Brangelina news. The Jen's pregnancy non-announcement announcement is inconclusive.