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On this day, the 28th day of August in the year of our celebrity gods, Two Thousandth and Fourteen, we got word that one Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have married after nearly ten years of dating. We can all go tell grandma that the lady with all the tattoos and that man with the great hair—Brian something or other—aren't living in sin anymore.
It's rumored the wedding went down in France two days ago, specifically in a small chapel Chateau Miraval. The ceremony, however, was nondenominational and was heavily influenced by the couple's six children, who each participated.