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Put Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Kimmel in a room, and the conversation becomes about breast milk. While Jimmy has spent his time avoiding the busty beverage supplied by his wife Molly McNearney, Jennifer Aniston has tried Molly's mylk and is willing to describe it to Jimmy and the world, so we all don't have to: "It's sweet, almost coconut milk-y." She then urges Kimmel to "belly up to the bar, man"—the bar being his wife breasts.
If there was anyone who could pull off having this conversation on live television after the internet freaked out about a trompe l'oeil pregnancy, it's Jennifer "The Talk Show Ninja" Aniston.