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In terms of alcohol consumption, Kim Kardashian reveals that her rehearsal dinner in Versailles actually outshined her wedding in Florence. Sister Khloé's hangover was so extreme, that she had to get her makeup done for the wedding while sleeping. That makeup artist is one hell of a trooper.
Kim also clarifies that Kanye's rumored 45-minute toast was actually only 20 minutes and was about "us and everyone that was there." Meaning it was about himself and nobody else. She also refers to her wedding as a "journey of love." Speaking of journeys of love…
We kind of wish Jimmy Kimmel asked Kim what it's like to spend multiple days in Cork, Ireland while your new husband photoshops an image for days at a time.
Last but not least, Kim is "obsessed with changing diapers." Sounds more like an episode of Maury than something you would hear coming out of Kim Kardashian's mouth.