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The much-hyped Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Megan Fox comes out today! I bet you didn't know that Fox also had a wee role in everyone's favorite Olsen movie Holiday in the Sun. Yes, the one you watched more than twenty times before you turned 14. She played total bitch Brianna Wallace, whose dad owns a fictional department store called Wallace's. We first see her snobbily cutting the adorable Olsen's in line at reception. Later, she is shown shoo-ing off minors in a teen club. Her heart is set on Jordan, who has his eyes on an Olsen. This results in her most famous line from the flick, "I just wanna get a few things straight around here. I get what I want, and this winter break, I want Jordan."