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Even if you're tennis champ Caroline Wozniacki and you just came in second place at the U.S. Open, you do what you're told when a certain Vogue editor is the one doing the telling:
"Loving my new haircut! Thank you Anna Wintour for telling me I need one and setting it up for me ☺️."
You. Do. What. You're. Told.