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"Sexy turtleneck" sounds kind of like "comfortable heel" or "subtle glitter"—that is, totally oxymoronic. Yet here we have, plain as day, an example of a sexy turtleneck. This unicorn comes courtesy of Nicki Minaj's boobs, which appear from underneath her Kelly green Alexander Wang top, two perfectly round orbs with their own peculiar sense of gravity.
In case one angle isn't enough, Nicki uploaded three more Instagrams of the bright getup, guaranteeing that she will never again wear this outfit.
From the front.
From the side.
From multiple angles, all somewhat front-facing.