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Royal baby number two is already quite the princess. Kate Middleton had her first-ever solo trip planned to Malta. The two-day excursion called for ten engagements and lots of impeccable maternity style. Unfortunately, the tiny royal brewing in her belly has different plans for the Duchess, ones that include pajamas and a bed. Kate has been experiencing severe morning sickness, making her unfit for such a taxing tour. Unpack the Jenny Packham and sorry Internet, no crazy fascinators for you.