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New York Fashion Week officially kicks off Thursday of this week, momentarily drawing the world's fashion moths to America's runway flame in the heart of the Big Apple. Anyone who's logged time around these creatures can attest to the fashion girl drawl, a hallmark of which transforms the very word "fashion" to the bisected "fash-un." Presently, the tribes of Fash-un Girls can be broken into six types:
No. 1 Fashion Fan: Loves fashion for the sake of fashion, never one late to a new silhouette or proportion. Always wearing something divisive as cilantro, like mules or culottes.Take our quiz, inclusive of deciding topics like favorite designers and overused emojis, to ID your inner Fash-un Girl.
Green Juicer: Don't call her vegan. This plant-based goddess is sold on beauty from the inside, a path paved with raw zoodles and adorned in maxi dresses and perennial beach hair. Hasn't consumed high fructose corn syrup since Kim was dating Reggie Bush.
Minimalist: Stark and simple, you'd never know how much cash this girl dropped on looking as chicly nondescript as possible.
'90s Enthusiast: She might not recall Gadzooks, but certainly looks like she took a spin through, did a run on Hot Topic, picked up a hip hop boyfriend, and grabbed some realtree camo from REI before leaving the mall. In 1999.
Recent Grad: Fresh off the boat from state college, this pinkcess carries her graduation present status bag with pride to her unpaid PR internship every morning, only to quickly learn that heels have absolutely no place on the bottom rung.
Parisian In Brooklyn: It doesn't really matter where she's from or where she lives, she makes flats and jeans happen in a way that's so damn cool. Stripes are her neutral and she'll be buried in a middle part.