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Experience Katy Perry's Hair Change Through A Bad Poem

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Katy Perry dyed her hair like a muppet.
Get it?
Like on Sesame Street,
You know?
Is it better or worse than green slime hair? Equally as bad? Equally as good? Equally as whatever?
Who is Katy Perry again?
The one with "dat hot wheels hurrr/play doe pink do."
That one.
That one for now.