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With a brand name like Filles à Papa, acronym emblazoned sweatshirts and tees are mostly a no-go. But the Belgian sisters behind Filles à Papa couldn't resist printing this trucker hat with their brand's acronym, FAP. They even made a sequined version of the fap cap. Just in case you're not a teen—or adult teen—who spends free time on general interest internet forums, Urban Dictionary defines fap as, "The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive," as well as the sound made during masturbation. A faphat, specifically, is one "who faps excessively or is easily aroused." Places where you'd be well-advised to leave this hat at home include a Forever 21, playgrounds, your child's middle school, frat houses, college football night at your local bar, grandma's birthday party, and, unless you are Miley Cyrus or the equivalent, anywhere where photos taken of you could wind up online.