Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With a Baby That'll Probably Come Out With Bangs

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The New Girl's Zooey Deschanel is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jacob Pechenik. The couple, who have been dating for six months, told People that they are, "over the moon." More importantly, though, what does this mean for Jess and Nick and that hot British guy? We're hoping some sort of baby storyline based solely on the fact that heavily printed onesies are the cutest (all onesies are the cutest, really).