InTouch Turns Bruce Jenner Into the Woman They'd Love Him to Be

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Rumors of Bruce Jenner's transformation into a woman have stemmed from his longer-than-usual hair, French manicures, and earrings. On their latest cover, In Touch magazine got a little out of control, photoshopping Bruce like it was their last opportunity to use the retouching tool ever again. Or perhaps they have some newsstand goals they'd like to hit. They plastered words, "My Life As a Woman," just below Bruce's falsely blushed cheeks and peach lips. Probably not the least subtle thing In Touch has every done, but it might be the pinkest.