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This Sunday the Patriots face the Seahawks in a giant game of sports known as the Super Bowl XLIX. Balls will be thrown. Large men will be crushed by piles of other large men. You may or may not be watching. But whether you actually have feelings about who wins this game or you're just here for the food, imaginary boyfriends are always fun and definitely not crazy. Definitely not. So to aid in the fantasy of dating a potential NFL champion, here's a little football-themed significant other locator. Which man on the roster has the right combination of looks, strength, and that certain take-home-to-mom-ness for you? Play to find out: